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Mr. DInkles - Sing To Me
02:55
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you don't have to know me
i just want you to sing
please sing to me
i know i'm not the one for you
but can i please pretend to be
melodies in my head about what i want you to do to me
i don't know what to say but can we just talk a little longer
two of us in the same room then we'd get to know each other
i love you but i don't know if i'd ever even bother
i know you love music won't you sing to me a little longer
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2. |
Aha
03:16
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I'm in my head, coronavirus won't you
make me my bed, I'm too lazy to get through
the day again, some days get hard to break through
i might be dead, yet we are still constantly giving a fuck
I'm in my head, coronavirus won't you
read me something that i have not read, i think some days are past due
get in my bed, you still want me to fuck you?
i might be dead, yet we are still constantly giving a fuck
oho, aha, eeyyee
I'm in my head, coronavirus won't you
make me my bed, I'm too lazy to get through
the day again, repeat repeat till verse two
cause I think I'm dead, yet we are still constantly giving a fuck
oho, aha, eeyyee
I'm in my head, you're in my head, I'm in my head, you're in my head, I'm in my... you're in my...
oho, aha, eeyyee
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3. |
Bits
02:34
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I want to go somewhere with a nice house
with a garden with tomatoes and flowers
I want tie die shirts and pants that don't fit
my head, my tits, I think I'm falling to bits
la la, blah blah, I think I'm falling to bits
la la, blah blah, I think I'm falling to bits
la la, blah blah, I think I'm falling to bits
Sorry, fuck you, say that I have no filter
my block, shell shock, can you please be descriptive
my eyes, my mind, aren't creative for shit
my head, my tits, I think I'm falling to bits
la la, blah blah, I think I'm falling to bits
la la, blah blah, I think I'm falling to bits
la la, blah blah, I think I'm falling to bits
One two, three four, five six seven eight nine ten
I can't do math, what is after eleven?
I want tie die shirts and pants that don't fit
my head, my tits, I think I'm falling to bits
la la, blah blah, I think I'm falling to bits
la la, blah blah, I think I'm falling to bits
la la, blah blah, I think I'm falling to bits
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4. |
Coochie
02:39
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I'm so fucking cool
I wrote a song about empowerment
do you feel intimidated?
women onstage you maybe hated?
I play guitar but I can't play lead guitar
vocal warmups are for amateurs
stop telling me I'm over eccentric
the world's exploding, that's never eccentric
thinking I'm Kanye is never eccentric
still reading goosebumps is never eccentric
Do you know how to play this song?
you probably don't cause you're a fucking idiot
smoking weed and getting wasted
are the proper factors of true feminism
you're not a woman cause you don't wear makeup
thinking you're badass cause you had a bad break-up
fucking around with my identity
yet you still get starbucks to please the patriarchy
excuse me sir, can you please give me the write words to tell the world that I'm actually superior
everyone thinks I'm insane except they don't know that I'm actually superior
I'm the best fucking human ever
I'm the best fucking human ever
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5. |
Sportsy Person
02:06
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I wear sports shorts all the time
i wear a wrist watch, i drink portion shakes
and i really like baseball but not softball
because girls are stupid
and im a sportsy person
don't tell me
not that sportsy
i wear adidas
but the sports kind
with the stripes
i think they all have stripes
and i really like cop shows
but not real cops
cause the government sucks
and im a sportsy person
don't tell me
not that sportsy
im a sportsy person
don't tell me
not that sportsy
im a sportsy person
don't tell me
not that sportsy
im a sportsy person im a sportsy person im a sportsy personim a sportsy person
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6. |
Allen
03:14
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ooh i don't wanna say sorry
push me scratch me till i say sorry
i can't stand the look of this country
meet me somewhere where we can hide
I don't want to be an animal
I don't want to be an alien
and now you tread me like an animal
and now you treat me like an alien
ooh oh there goes the sirens
to pick up someone that's positive
marching chanting god are we dying
meet me somewhere where we can hide
I don't want to be an animal
I don't want to be an alien
and now you tread me like an animal
and now you treat me like an alien
I don't want to be an animal
I don't want to be an alien
and now you tread me like an animal
and now you treat me like an alien
I don't want to be an animal
I don't want to be an alien
and now you tread me like an animal
and now you treat me like an alien
I don't want to be an animal
I don't want to be an alien
and now you tread me like an animal
and now you treat me like an alien
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7. |
I Hate Bassists
01:55
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one day you said to me you want to be in the band you want to be in the band you want to
play bass in a punk rock band be in the band you want to be in the band you want to
give me critical advice about how i write about how i write because you
think we're not original we're just punk and white we're just punk and white well
i cannot tell you how much i want to see you crash your fucking car
quarantine has made me escalate my feelings about who you are
hide behind a smile and write a song about it sometime later
you seem to hate me yet you follow me, you follow me because you
think you can save me by sharing your opinions constantly cause you think you can make me say "I want you daily"
as you slide your fingers down your pants thinking I'll call you baby
well i cannot tell you how much i want to see you crash your fucking car
quarantine has made me escalate my feelings about who you are
hide behind a smile and write a song about it sometime later
hide behind a smile and write a song about it sometime later
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8. |
I'm Off My Meds
02:22
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hey you, standing over there
i did not know you really cared
i always get annoyed with you
you never seemed to let me through
you always get annoyed with me
I always get a little angry
I only wanted to be friends wowowo
friends wowowo
hey you, standing over there, i did not know that you were there
you say that i'm just not your taste
a bad example gone to waste
I guess I'm really off my meds wowowo
meds wowowo
(gretchen plays drum solo, mac tries to one up gretchen but fails, then screams out of anger)
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